Opening scene: a fairly athletic looking man jogging through the mist of the night. He has his earbuds in so he doesn’t notice the guy dressed as the Kool-Aid man running up behind him until the man Usaine Bolts right past him. The fit guy is a sport about it and congrats the dude. The guy, clearing used to this kind of praise, shoots off the first of many a heartfelt pun running rampant through this episode.
Then he rips the strapping young man’s heart clean out from under his ribcage. (read more…)